Redline’s Gift Guide for the Last-Minute Shopper: 2016 Edition
Here at Redline, we strive to make our customers’ lives a little easier. To ease the burden of holiday shopping, we’ve put together a custom gift guide for everyone on your Christmas list. All these goodies are straight from the Redline catalogue and with next-day shipping available on most items, we’ve got all your last-minute shopper needs covered.
Mom: Your mom will likely spend her holidays trying to make yours as awesome as possible. Give the gift of relaxation with a Lorell Leather High-Back Executive Chair and offer to AT LEAST do the dishes.
Dad: Millennials, this gift idea is for you! Toss a stunning Century II Fountain Pen in Pop’s stocking. Later on (after a few Christmas cocktails) ask him to use said pen to be a co-signer on your student loans.
Brother: A Johnson and Johnson First Aid Kit will make the perfect gift for your competitive bro. When he inevitably gives you a puzzled look, tell him that he’s gonna need it for when you wreck him at a game of COD later on.
Sister: Tell your sister you bought her a gorgeous pair of heels with a red bottom sole. She’ll expect Louboutins- but when she unwraps two Swingline High Heel Staplers, we anticipate she’ll be equally- if not more so impressed.
Aunt: Give the gift that keeps on giving- ergonomics of course! Gift her a Wrist Rocker Mouse Pad and she’ll be reminded of you every time she wakes up without carpel tunnel. Way to go!
Uncle: Does your Uncle have a nasty habit of making inappropriate comments at the dinner table? Make him a World’s Best Uncle certificate with a frame from Lorell, to let him know the holidays wouldn’t be the same without him.
Cousin: How close you are to your cousins varies drastically by family. If you’re not so close, gift them a Journal by Tops and let them know it reminded you of them. If you are close, still get them the journal and tell them to take notes- this is how everyone’s favourite does gift-giving.
Grandparents: A Brass Swing Arm Floor Lamp from Ledu will help your grandparents SEE that you’re definitely their favourite. Expect a #1 Grandkid mug in your near future.
Co-Worker: A pack of Highlighters from BIC is a great way to let your coworkers know that they brighten your day. It also passively aggressively lets them know that you’re aware they stole yours…
Teacher: Toss together a thoughtful gift basket for the teacher in your child’s life. Regardless of the type of basket, be sure to sneak in a PaperMate Correction Pen. They’ll think back to your sweet gift and surely use it to change that C to a B.
Bus Driver: A bus driver carries you or your loved one’s life in their hands, so they should definitely be juggling a coffee too. Keep them happy and alert with Wolfgang Puck K-Cup Coffees.
Significant Other: Like Santa himself, sneak around late at night and leave Super Sticky Post-it Notes all over the house with cute little love notes, or coupons written on them. They’ll think it’s adorable, and probably won’t even realize how last minute it was.
Your Kid: Mr. Sketch Scented Markers not only smell great, but will also make you look like a great parent, as there’s no doubt they’ll help boost your kids’ art grade and classroom popularity.
Someone Else’s Kid: A Baumgartens Easy Squeeze LED Flashlight makes the perfect gift for any kid who’s not yours. Let them know it’s to keep them safe from the monster that lives in their closet. The real gift is how much it will annoy their parents.